tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post114193418068844481..comments2023-11-05T04:29:41.560-08:00Comments on The Green Straw: Thursday Thirteen-Thirteen Things That Confuse Me...Virendahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14513306549244143689noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1142253416581340832006-03-13T04:36:00.000-08:002006-03-13T04:36:00.000-08:00Wow hey thats coolSee my illusionic bloghttp://nic...Wow hey thats cool<BR/><BR/>See my illusionic blog<BR/><BR/>http://niceillusions.blogspot.comAdminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01945625533538228861noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1142059104682743892006-03-10T22:38:00.000-08:002006-03-10T22:38:00.000-08:00*shudder*I was doing just fine, reading and chuckl...<I>*shudder*</I><BR/><BR/>I was doing just fine, reading and chuckling, when along came a spider and Renee swatted it into her mouth.<BR/><BR/>Oh ... ewwwww! <BR/><BR/>So yeah, I'm a day late 'cuz I'm still working on the new laptop. <BR/><BR/>#4 - My kids are the same way. I often find myself grumbling ... freakin' ungrateful little snot-pickled brats. <I>*heh*</I> Of course, when they give me a hug and tell me they love me, that makes all the grumblings go away.<BR/><BR/>#6 - I want someone to invent two things for this: (1) A huge boxing glove that pops out of the front bumper, with the push of a button. and (2) A device, whereupon you punch in the license plate number of the idiotic driver, and then your voice will come over a loudspeaker on their dash ... "Pull the f*ck over, moron!" Or whatever else you deem worthy of repeating.<BR/><BR/>#7 - Yeah, what you said.<BR/><BR/>#8 - Seperate, perhaps, but equally lovable. <BR/><BR/>#9 - Awwww!<BR/><BR/>#11 - Then tells time. Than does not. <I>(*smile*)</I><BR/><BR/>#12 - I'm the same way with rocks. I'm a rock magnet. I've never had an auto windshield that hasn't been cracked. Yup, just this year alone, my windshield has been hit four times. I would have to say that I prefer this over spiders, though. <I>(*shudder*)</I> I can't stand them creepy-crawlies.<BR/><BR/>#13 - Um ... ya just gotta say "no", Vi. ;) <BR/><BR/>Have a great weekend!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1142023511965714142006-03-10T12:45:00.000-08:002006-03-10T12:45:00.000-08:00You forgot #14 - "Why my best friend forgot to com...You forgot #14 - "Why my best friend forgot to come by my seite yesterday."<BR/><BR/>Because I'm a loser - so sorry kitten.<BR/><BR/>#3 - I'm familiar with this one considering how often we drink together ;). Ack.<BR/><BR/>#8 - The feeling is mutual. Even if you are cheating on me with this damn blog!<BR/><BR/>#10 - But, it goes with my blue eye shadow!<BR/><BR/>#13 - The story of my life. <BR/><BR/>Love your list. Love you. And I will be the first person here next week!!! You hear me y'all?!Lenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07334552523048470954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141998882315755422006-03-10T05:54:00.000-08:002006-03-10T05:54:00.000-08:00Oh... I'm so glad Jacob can wipe his own butt. I ...Oh... I'm so glad Jacob can wipe his own butt. I hated seein his corn reappear ;)Kimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05996517946703118785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141997783003639982006-03-10T05:36:00.000-08:002006-03-10T05:36:00.000-08:00OK, I'm a loser for commenting a day late. Sorry.A...OK, I'm a loser for commenting a day late. Sorry.<BR/><BR/>And I will have to join the Lena/Vi-aholic group.<BR/><BR/>As for #13 - we made a big production of buying flushable wipes so it wouldn't be so intimidating for her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141991524356433822006-03-10T03:52:00.000-08:002006-03-10T03:52:00.000-08:00LOL at what Tory says - I actually have to make Ab...LOL at what Tory says - I actually have to make Abby go make in the bathroom sometimes because she WON'T wipe her butt. Oy.Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15382797455070371722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141969200217999082006-03-09T21:40:00.000-08:002006-03-09T21:40:00.000-08:00Do you chew your corn? I do not get the chat on t...Do you chew your corn? <BR/><BR/>I do not get the chat on the cell phone bit while at the gym. I would much rather get in a good workout THAN gossip with Joe Blow. Once I'm done working out I can THEN use my cell phone to tell Joe Blow about the hottie on the treadmill next to me wearing bubble gum pink lipstick and yoga pants. Est-ce que vous comprenez? Parfait!eganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03783658744477659987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141967838248586582006-03-09T21:17:00.000-08:002006-03-09T21:17:00.000-08:00I would love to never hear my three year old shout...I would love to never hear my three year old shout WIPE MY STINKY BUTT! again. If I mention him perhaps doing it himself, he says, "no way, that's disgusting!"<BR/><BR/>My sentiments exactly, child.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141964375606379062006-03-09T20:19:00.000-08:002006-03-09T20:19:00.000-08:00LOL!! I can still hear my little sister calling ou...LOL!! I can still hear my little sister calling out to my mom from the bathroom: "I'm DOOOOO-one! Come WIPE meeeeee!!!!"<BR/><BR/>So cute. I had lunch with her today and she turned out great, despite the delayed butt-wiping skills. :)Jess Rileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06987689969282168406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141961375148252092006-03-09T19:29:00.000-08:002006-03-09T19:29:00.000-08:00Hah! Number 13 was high-larious.Still laughing.Hah! Number 13 was high-larious.<BR/><BR/>Still laughing.vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18308061674357594371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141949028218526372006-03-09T16:03:00.000-08:002006-03-09T16:03:00.000-08:00I could have written your 13 this week. I knew the...I could have written your 13 this week. I knew there was a reason i liked you...<BR/><BR/>Although I am not sure I buy that you and LEna are seperate people. I still thinlk she is your alter ego. Or you are hers. Or something.Linsey Farley Jamesonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13786942138820642895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141948279571076282006-03-09T15:51:00.000-08:002006-03-09T15:51:00.000-08:00Loved your list and could probably add to it. My T...Loved your list and could probably add to it. My TT is up!Lazy Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02165751161244458479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141945968472835882006-03-09T15:12:00.000-08:002006-03-09T15:12:00.000-08:00My mom still wipes my butt, and I'm 33. What's th...My mom still wipes my butt, and I'm 33. What's the big deal?Mighty Dyckersonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03567545779834406431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141943537500675372006-03-09T14:32:00.000-08:002006-03-09T14:32:00.000-08:00roflmao! What I don't get is how the corn is whole...roflmao! <BR/><BR/>What I don't get is how the corn is whole, even though you know you chewed it into a paste!<BR/><BR/>I'm thinking we need to start a Vi and Lena-holics Anonymous group. It's obvious none of us can get enough of either of you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141941846324664772006-03-09T14:04:00.000-08:002006-03-09T14:04:00.000-08:00#8 - I have a best friend like that... even her mo...#8 - I have a best friend like that... even her mom though I was her on the phone the other day!<BR/><BR/>#10 - don't get it, either<BR/><BR/>#11 - use "than" when comparing, as in "Her butt is bigger than mine"; use then when talking about time as in "Then, we went shopping"<BR/><BR/>Love it!LikeSoTotallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07462395837268300273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141941607352850262006-03-09T14:00:00.000-08:002006-03-09T14:00:00.000-08:0011. Than is used in comparison (I am prettier tha...11. Than is used in comparison (I am prettier than Catherine Zeta-Jones. In my dreams.). Then is used in descriptions of time (I went to Starbucks then I went to work. Late. But my boss didn't notice.).<BR/><BR/>And I have an unhealthy obession with both you and Lena. Both together and seprately.Marciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02050359046367492900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141941026604776032006-03-09T13:50:00.000-08:002006-03-09T13:50:00.000-08:001. I just read in Glamour that hair falling out ca...1. I just read in Glamour that hair falling out can be from Berf (birth) control. And some other stuff I can't remember.<BR/><BR/>2. I suppose corn's protective husk is strong enough to withstand the wiles of the stomach and GI tract! But...that would mean raisins have the same results. Hmmm.<BR/><BR/>3. Yes. Everyone else on the road IS an idiot.0000https://www.blogger.com/profile/03796322713704749276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141938965184030942006-03-09T13:16:00.000-08:002006-03-09T13:16:00.000-08:00I hear ya on everything, especially the wiping but...I hear ya on everything, especially the wiping butt duty. My 3 year old actually wanted to try to wipe his own butt, but I don't let him because I don't want a potential mess. those potty toppers don't give you much room to stick your hand down there either. I can just imagine it going all over the wall after he inspects what he wiped. Maybe when he's 4, I'll give him a crash course in Buttwiping.Chic Mommyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12883236924370716198noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20144161.post-1141935653895853152006-03-09T12:20:00.000-08:002006-03-09T12:20:00.000-08:00LOL, thanks moonjockey.Mormon? I didn't get the jo...LOL, thanks moonjockey.<BR/><BR/>Mormon? I didn't get the joke, I blame it on um, um, me not getting it. ~grin~Virendahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14513306549244143689noreply@blogger.com