Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Jessica Alba Hanging Out At The Beach

Okay listen up folks it's late at night and I have spent all day moving my house into my garage. I am tired and thirsty and in no need of staring at stupid Jessica and her stupid tan and her stupid body.

2 comments:

  1. Yeah, she has the looks, but take comfort in knowing that she can't act. (And she wouldn't show her breasts in SIN CITY)

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  2. In my mind, that is EXACTLY what I look like. I'm convinced there's a conspiracy w/all the cameras and mirrors in the world, fixed to make me look totally different.

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