Tony Parker is a happy man, or maybe it's Eva

Tony Parker is obviously quite happy on the beach with girlfriend Eva Longoria, as you can see the cold water didn't detour these two. What do they say about the French? No, no not the smelly thing, oh and not the rude thing, aren't they supposed to be great lovers? Or is that Italians? Well the point of this post is to show Tony's um great swim trunks, they're nice and black and roomy. Hey wait a minute, anyone else know what that lump is in Tony's shorts? Because I'm worried maybe a fish got in there or an eel or something, maybe someone should warn those two next time, eels can be VERY dangerous.