Mariah Carey On the Cover Of Rolling Stone

Airbrushed... I want someone to airbrush me in real life, like an on hand airbrushing guy that can take away that 5 lbs I gained or in Mariahs case the 25 lbs. Someone that can take the red out of my eyes or erase the bags, that my friend would be AWESOME! Um, where do you find one? Target?