I'm a Moron & I'm Close to Hating Myself...

Okay I'm there.

~sigh~

BIG F'ING SIGH!

I was rushing to get to the gym and had to pee (everyone knows you gotta pee before you spin and /or run) and guess what? Go on and freaking guess? I flushed my one and only key down the damn toilet. Oh and I couldn't be like most people and have a million stupid ass things on it, NOOOOOOOOOO I had to have a single solitary key. Which means it flushed down easily and ruined my day, night, and life for the next two weeks. Why is it that when things are going good, something shitty has to happen? WHY??! Did I sigh yet, cause I feel another one coming on?.? I am such a loser. MORON. Idiot! Damn it. So I called up the road side assistance and they tell me to bring my registration, proof of ownership and valid ID, oh and it's only 50 bucks. PHewwww! I'm thinking wow, great. So I call up the husband and this is what he says... "Damn it Vi, didn't I ask you two days ago to get copies of the key?! Didn't I?!" I didn't reply to that one, however I countered with, "But honey at least all you have to do is go down there and they can make you one." His reply? "How can we show them the registration when it's lost? Or did you also forget that you were supposed to get a copy of that a few months ago?" I hate myself right now and all I want to do is cry and moan and bitch. Oh and apparently cuss, no, not just normal cussing. SAILOR cussing. My kids are also driving me crazy and I really just want to put them in a closet, for a week or two or maybe a year or three. My daughter keeps asking me to take her to the potty. I don't want to! Any takers?

Okay well thanks for the vent and hope your life is going better than mine.