Thursday Thirteen-Thirteen Habits... Good, Bad, & Otherwise
Oh GOD! Okay Thirteen Habits I have, Good, bad and otherwise.
Oh and sorry folks, I'm boring today because I have Thursday Thirteen writers block. Help me.
1. I tend to interrupt people and talk about random things that are running through my head, thus causing us to get off track and lose the point of the whole damn converation.
2. I tend to use the word ASS & SHIT, yep. Only it sounds like this: "WOW, honey your breathe smells like ass." Somehow my "honey" is offended.
3. I have the good habit of eating with my mouth SHUT. I have the bad habit of going ballisitic and yelling at my kids to SHUT their mouth when eating or mommy will rip off their fingers and stuff them in their ears. I'm thinking that's why my kids are so nuerotic.
4. Threatening my kids and NOT following through with it. Although I really am trying to do better. (Since yesterday)
5. Critiqueing everyones clothing, but in a nice way. Like Stacy & Clinton from What Not To Wear. It's to HELP you I promise.
6. To critique people while wearing old sweats with my husbands t-shirt and sporting unbrushed hair.
7. To flip out if my oldest daughter grinds her teeth. I swear my kids need a new mom otherwise they will end up with OCD. ~sigh~
8. To pout if I don't get my way.
9. Um, is getting a pedicure and buying shoes with your "grocery" money a bad habit? Yes? Then I'm guilty as charged. (Hope hubby's NOT reading)
10. I have the good habit of always saying Please and Thank you and I RARELY talk on the phone while I'm in the prescense of company. My g-ma always taught me that it was rude and I agree.
11. I have the weird habit of picking up what other people are saying and then saying it myself. Oh or watching a movie and then repeating the lines. Constantly. I'm serious. Anyone have a number for a psychatrist?
12. To always have something over my stomach. Pillow, shirt, sweater, purse, hands, books. WHATEVER is near by, it'll end up across my mid-section.
13. I always, always eat whatever is in front of me if it sits there long enough.
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22 Comments:
#2- What? He gets offended by that? (mine would too, i think) But still... you are just trying to help him out! (at least that is what I tell my hb...)
#5- And seriously... you shouldn't feel bad about this because some people are just begging for the help given what they wear every day.
#8- Oh. I am a pouter. But only if I get away with it.
You are soo funny Vi!
I love love this site!!!!!
I am such an interupter, too. And with the random comments, people get pissed off because they will be trying to have a serious conversation and I'll bust in with something like, "So, is the saggy butt in pen's pajama bottoms, and boxers, to make room for erections? What's that all about?"
Because of the inopportune times I ask the question, I never get an answer. I still don't know why, usually men have flatter butts, so it would make sense that WOMAN's pajama bottoms had more room in the tush.
I used the auto linking, even though I am not a "proper" Thirteener, but it was novel and exciting and I really wanted to.
"Proper" WTH is that lol. Guess I'm not either. If you do TT, then your proper. Yo! ~wink~
Yeah, I do the same thing. Oh and I'm not sure why but I DON'T think it's a good idea to give women more saggy bottom items. It's wrong.
Um here's a guess. For "ball" space? Men tend to like things comfy, so loose is better right?
Hope I didn't offend anyone.
LMAO at #2. Why would anyone be offended by that?
Mine are up.
Denise
LOL, you sound about as OCD as me! I totally know where you're coming from on the eating with mouth open thing . . . GROSS.
I totally understand #4! And smacking food - I understand the OCD thing too... :) Nice meeting you!
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Bad? These are the things I LURVE about you.
Although now that you mention it, I do notice you giving me the evil eye while I'm on the phone. Oops. :~)
Oh! Oh! Here's another one! Giving in to my best friend's suggestion that we GET DRUNK before attending a children's Princess Party on Saturday. Hmm?
Wow.
#2 is me.
#6 is me.
#10 is me, thank you.
#12 is me!!
I find nothing wrong with any of them. That's probably because I DO THEM ALL! So. No. Nothing bad. Nothing at all!
Don't ya just love the autolink thingy? ;)
I love your list... pretty good if you say that's written during writers block! ;)
I have a friend that uses Ass in that context. great list.
LOVE it Kimmy. Thanks for the email and link, it's the best thing since coffee. I was going to give up TT because it was too hard to do and I didn't have time to be with my kids. ~sigh~ Relief.
Karen-Yeah I have a friend who uses it too and uses it well.
That's why I like you Idle. LOL. I'm glad I'm not the only one (12).
Ocean Lady- It's all about the smacking that drives me up the flipping wall.
Kelly-Yeah he agree's but he still get's hurt lol. Glad someone likes it Kelly (I'm just pouting, don't mind me).
I once slept with Smoky Robinson's manager.
LOL! I interrupt people all the time. I'm trying really hard not to, but it's not easy for me. I feel awful!
I also understand #1, and I can't stand breath that smells like ass. :)
I LURVE your auto-linker, that is too cool.
i like your list :) we get to hear a little about virenda the woman, in addition to the usual (fabulous) gossip and ridiculous fashion. :)
Your list always make me giggle. What a wonderful mind you have. My T13 is up
LOL at your list! Too funny. You sound like a trip - your husband and kids are LUCKY to have such a fun, cool mom with a sense of humor. hee hee
I swear we must be separated at birth! Especially that bit in #6 about the t-shirt and sweats critiquing what everyone else is wearing. Yup, that's me.
OK, so I am going to join the fray. You'll see my first TT this coming week. As long as I can figure out how to do it. *hmmm...*
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