Jordan
She does know she's at a kids movie right? I mean what's with the porn face? Oh and um, did she do that on purpose, the squirel thing? Cause it looks like Scrat is getting happy with Jordan and that just isn't right.
There are so MANY things wrong with this girl and this photo...
One last question.
Do you really need to arch your back to make your boobs look bigger when~ um~ , yeah your fake boobs are ALREADY gigantic, no wait GInorMOUS?!
19 Comments:
she's so hot.
yes, i'm a dumb guy.
if it's any consolation i wish i didn't think she was so hot.
but i do.
::key violin::
Ah men... all the same. sigh. I already know for a fact my bf would be drooling over her, too, if he saw her.
Holy cow, it looks like Scrat IS her boobs! Or maybe a pair of large Tupperware bowls.
Who the hell IS this chick, anyway? I see her name all over the blog world, but I don't have a clue who she is.
"V" I am so ashamed of you. ASHAMED!
Do you know what kind of dirty disgusting illiterate tramp she is? I mean do you want to "hit" something that tons of men have already? Think of the diseases, I mean crabs is NOT something new to this girl. How can you love books and have an intelligent conversation and then think JORDAN is hot?
I may never talk to you again.
Again proof that men are dogs, dumb, dumb, dirty, rabid dogs. THE DISLOYAL kind.
And we share the same nickname and letter...
SIGH!
She's a whore Berry, literally doesn't do shit. Expect have sex with men that actually do something that requires talent.
No. She is famous for big tits. I thought the Brit's were UBER-stupid for having Jordan on all the magazine covers. I'm ashamed that her fame for NOTHING has spread internationally.
I'm going to go ahead and stick up for V. here. She's pretty hot. I'd seriously think about hitting that, and I'm not lesbian. Or even bi.
Toryssa no, you wouldn't hit that, cause in order for you as a "lesbian" to hit that, you'd have to do things that grown hetero men aren't even willing to do.
I was joking and hope V got that. Well, I was sort of joking.
~grin~
I agree with V
Don't know who she is.
She may have a nice personality.
As a guy, I say give her a chance.
:)
Ha! Ok, so maybe I wouldn't. LoL, all of this has cracked me up, though :)
oops, ummm can I change my mind?
googled "jordan model" for fun & get this nasty image
http://www.showbizireland.com/news/november03/10-jordan06.shtml
the sexyness is gone now :(
Told ya you don't know where that girls hoo-ha has been...
She's dirty.
Dangit, Chris, your link just ruined my breakfast! (... ick... patooey... blechtkch) Poor lil' ho... I wonder how long she'll last on the circuit?
What an ass! Someone needs to seriously bitch slap that look off of her face in that pic on the right.
Wow, she is gross. ANd who is she? I am not sure i have even ever heardof her, which I am actually okay with....
Wow, look, Ice Age 2 is out!
LOL blue tige!
I'm not convinced those are boobs at all. They look rock hard.
" Porn face" !!! hehehehe...I am learning more English expressions everyday :)
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