Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Jordan

She does know she's at a kids movie right? I mean what's with the porn face? Oh and um, did she do that on purpose, the squirel thing? Cause it looks like Scrat is getting happy with Jordan and that just isn't right. 3047 There are so MANY things wrong with this girl and this photo... One last question. Do you really need to arch your back to make your boobs look bigger when~ um~ , yeah your fake boobs are ALREADY gigantic, no wait GInorMOUS?!

19 Comments:

Blogger v said...

she's so hot.

yes, i'm a dumb guy.

if it's any consolation i wish i didn't think she was so hot.

but i do.

::key violin::

4/04/2006 06:17:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Ah men... all the same. sigh. I already know for a fact my bf would be drooling over her, too, if he saw her.

4/04/2006 06:59:00 PM  
Blogger Jess Riley said...

Holy cow, it looks like Scrat IS her boobs! Or maybe a pair of large Tupperware bowls.

4/04/2006 07:42:00 PM  
Blogger Berry said...

Who the hell IS this chick, anyway? I see her name all over the blog world, but I don't have a clue who she is.

4/04/2006 07:50:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

"V" I am so ashamed of you. ASHAMED!

Do you know what kind of dirty disgusting illiterate tramp she is? I mean do you want to "hit" something that tons of men have already? Think of the diseases, I mean crabs is NOT something new to this girl. How can you love books and have an intelligent conversation and then think JORDAN is hot?

I may never talk to you again.

Again proof that men are dogs, dumb, dumb, dirty, rabid dogs. THE DISLOYAL kind.


And we share the same nickname and letter...

SIGH!

4/04/2006 07:53:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

She's a whore Berry, literally doesn't do shit. Expect have sex with men that actually do something that requires talent.

4/04/2006 07:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No. She is famous for big tits. I thought the Brit's were UBER-stupid for having Jordan on all the magazine covers. I'm ashamed that her fame for NOTHING has spread internationally.

I'm going to go ahead and stick up for V. here. She's pretty hot. I'd seriously think about hitting that, and I'm not lesbian. Or even bi.

4/04/2006 08:15:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

Toryssa no, you wouldn't hit that, cause in order for you as a "lesbian" to hit that, you'd have to do things that grown hetero men aren't even willing to do.


I was joking and hope V got that. Well, I was sort of joking.


~grin~

4/04/2006 08:22:00 PM  
Blogger ChrisinMB said...

I agree with V

Don't know who she is.

She may have a nice personality.
As a guy, I say give her a chance.
:)

4/04/2006 10:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha! Ok, so maybe I wouldn't. LoL, all of this has cracked me up, though :)

4/04/2006 10:25:00 PM  
Blogger ChrisinMB said...

oops, ummm can I change my mind?
googled "jordan model" for fun & get this nasty image

http://www.showbizireland.com/news/november03/10-jordan06.shtml

the sexyness is gone now :(

4/04/2006 11:36:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

Told ya you don't know where that girls hoo-ha has been...

She's dirty.

4/05/2006 12:02:00 AM  
Blogger Berry said...

Dangit, Chris, your link just ruined my breakfast! (... ick... patooey... blechtkch) Poor lil' ho... I wonder how long she'll last on the circuit?

4/05/2006 05:36:00 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

What an ass! Someone needs to seriously bitch slap that look off of her face in that pic on the right.

4/05/2006 06:12:00 AM  
Blogger Linsey Farley Jameson said...

Wow, she is gross. ANd who is she? I am not sure i have even ever heardof her, which I am actually okay with....

4/05/2006 08:18:00 AM  
Blogger Sir Christopher said...

Wow, look, Ice Age 2 is out!

4/05/2006 08:32:00 AM  
Blogger Berry said...

LOL blue tige!

4/05/2006 08:34:00 AM  
Blogger Suburban Turmoil said...

I'm not convinced those are boobs at all. They look rock hard.

4/05/2006 08:39:00 AM  
Blogger Leilouta said...

" Porn face" !!! hehehehe...I am learning more English expressions everyday :)

4/05/2006 12:34:00 PM  

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