Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Mary J. Blige Says "HER" God Wants Her To Bling...

Yeah you read that right. Mary's god wants her to be ghetto and materialistic. Forget what you read in the bible or were told in bible school, it's NOT about loving your friends and fellow humans, it's not about keeping it simple. Nope it's about being the "hottest" thing out there and wearing plenty of bling.
She said: "My God is a God who wants me to have things. He wants me to bling. He wants me to be the hottest thing on the block. I don't know what kind of God the rest of y'all are serving, but the God I serve says, 'Mary, you need to be the hottest thing this year, and I'm gonna make sure you're doing that'."
mary_j_blige_pictures_1024 On a side note when I went searching for pictures of Mary I was suprised to find she LOOOVES her some fur. Fur coats, vests, dresses, girl likes to drape dead animals on herself.

6 Comments:

Blogger Linsey Farley Jameson said...

Wow. She is an idiot.

4/18/2006 09:44:00 AM  
Blogger Lena said...

Did she mean DOG?

4/18/2006 09:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish people would quit blaming "god" for their own insanity.
Like saying that god lead them to invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
god wants you to bling? god must be mean, because he's making you look like a douche bag.

4/18/2006 10:00:00 AM  
Blogger 0000 said...

That's funny cause God just told me that he wanted Mary to be the hottest thing this year, too.

4/18/2006 10:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, I think Mary's god is HERSELF. Duh.

4/18/2006 01:48:00 PM  
Blogger Trouble said...

Well, on the flip side, at least Mary's god isn't telling her to wear a burkha.

And, he's not telling other people what to do.

It could be worse. She could be serving Jerry Falwell's god.

4/19/2006 07:53:00 AM  

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