Paris Hilton Crotch Shots

Let's take a tour of Paris Hilton...

Here's Paris Hilton in a white dress trying her hardest to look pure and just coming off as pure trash...

Here's Paris Hilton blowing some guy from her video...

Here is a close up of Paris's crotch where it appears the crabs are in fact trying desperately to escape. Poor little guys...

Here's another shot of Paris's volatile vagina, where it appears she was either A. To lazy to walk to the restroom, or B. She decided a tampon was not in fact needed

Here's another close up of either A. Paris giving him a blow job, or B. Paris giving him a hand job. Those are pretty much the only two options one can assume when talking of Paris Hilton.

I hope you enjoyed 'our' tour today folks and please come again.