Monday, May 29, 2006

Paris Hilton Crotch Shots

Let's take a tour of Paris Hilton...
Here's Paris Hilton in a white dress trying her hardest to look pure and just coming off as pure trash...
Here's Paris Hilton blowing some guy from her video...
Here is a close up of Paris's crotch where it appears the crabs are in fact trying desperately to escape. Poor little guys...
Here's another shot of Paris's volatile vagina, where it appears she was either A. To lazy to walk to the restroom, or B. She decided a tampon was not in fact needed
Here's another close up of either A. Paris giving him a blow job, or B. Paris giving him a hand job. Those are pretty much the only two options one can assume when talking of Paris Hilton.
I hope you enjoyed 'our' tour today folks and please come again.

9 Comments:

Blogger Lindsay said...

she is such trash!!!!

5/29/2006 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous my2cents said...

I feel sick. And dirty.

5/29/2006 02:19:00 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

My husband just saw these pics and said "What kind of song is she doing???" LOL

5/29/2006 07:11:00 PM  
Blogger Teri M. said...

I must now go bathe in Clorox and make sure to scrub my eyes and my soul extra hard.

5/29/2006 08:13:00 PM  
Blogger Chic Mommy said...

I love your commentary, you really nailed it! :)

5/29/2006 10:51:00 PM  
Blogger Linsey said...

Zoikes...

5/29/2006 10:59:00 PM  
Blogger Denise said...

maybe she is checking him for crabs too?

5/30/2006 08:08:00 AM  
Blogger Ditsy Chick said...

Thanks for that...they will be emblazoned on my brain until the day I die....

She is so rich, I am sure someone else pees for her.

5/30/2006 11:15:00 PM  
Blogger katie said...

oh, man...she reaks of an STD.....

5/31/2006 05:08:00 AM  

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