Jodie Marsh At The "Just My Luck" Premiere...

Well damn. I never thought I'd be so happy that the only whores we have are Anna Nicole and Pamela Anderson. 'Cause shit could be a lot worse. Take UK's Jodie Marsh for example...

Now that your done staring at the WORST implants ever, I direct you to her truly, truly ugly face. Girl is so tore up it pains me too look at her in the eye. So maybe implants that are as hard as rocks was a good thing. I'm not sure where to go with that outfit.

Oh and here's a before the implant look at Jodie...

I love when girls decide to wear tape as a blouse and a belt as a skirt.