Thursday, June 22, 2006

Where's Suri Damn-it?! Where?

I have two theories. 1. She's not real and they haven't found a donor yet, or 2. Tom is trying to build up enough steam to sell the first pictures of Suri for millions. I don't know, what do you guys think?


Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

Mayhaps there is some Schientologolistic reason behind sequestering the child - like it is in an incubator type unit where it won't hear any noise?

Because Noise is the natural enemy of Child.

6/22/2006 11:31:00 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

Oh she's real...Katie's got the love handles to prove it (not dissing, so do I). Tom's waiting it out for the money. Problem is, nobody cares.

6/22/2006 11:51:00 AM  
Blogger Kelly said...

I'm with Becky. She's real. But maybe she's not that cute.

6/22/2006 02:55:00 PM  
Blogger Snuffy said...

Seriously people..its a baby not a miracle. These two will last only as long as they are items in the press.

6/22/2006 03:10:00 PM  
Blogger bobealia said...

fake baby didn't look enough like either of them. casting call is out for new baby. Blue eyes. Brown hair. Think ankles. Big butt. I'm talking about Tom by the way.

6/22/2006 07:48:00 PM  
Blogger Mooselet said...

Maybe, just maybe, they want to keep Suri private and not a paparazzi puppet? Ok, probably not but it was a thought. I think something is "wrong" - a birth defect or something that will blow Tom's Scientology thinking all to hell.

6/22/2006 08:51:00 PM  
Blogger Berry said...

I'm with Mooselet. I have a sinking feeling the kid is not up to Sir Tom's standards. Something's wrong.

That, or Katie has put her foot down and refuses to parade her kid around like a circus animal.

BAAAAHhaaahaaaaahaaaahaa.... almost had you with the "Katie putting her foot down" thing, didn't I. That's so funny...

6/23/2006 06:44:00 AM  
Blogger Bea said...

I think they'll drag all the suspense they can..his career is on the down swing and she might be able to salvage hers...maybe not? who knows? I'm sorry for Katie and Suri though, I wouldn't want him for a Dad.

6/23/2006 08:57:00 AM  
Blogger M-M-M-Mishy said...

I used to think that the kid didn't exist. And I still have lingering doubt that will only end when I see the kid.

Rumours are that the kid will be showcased this weekend, just in time to steal the limelight from Nicole's wedding.

6/23/2006 10:07:00 AM  
Blogger Chic Mommy said...

I still think the whole pregancy was a sham. A king size pillow sham.

6/24/2006 10:15:00 AM  

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