Jessica Alba Hanging Out At The Beach
Okay listen up folks it's late at night and I have spent all day moving my house into my garage. I am tired and thirsty and in no need of staring at stupid Jessica and her stupid tan and her stupid body.
posted by Virenda at
7/05/2006 05:00:00 AM
2 Comments:
Yeah, she has the looks, but take comfort in knowing that she can't act. (And she wouldn't show her breasts in SIN CITY)
In my mind, that is EXACTLY what I look like. I'm convinced there's a conspiracy w/all the cameras and mirrors in the world, fixed to make me look totally different.
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