Thursday, January 26, 2006

Kiefer Sutherland Drunk and Disorderly, Again...

Kiefer, Kiefer honey you need to put the bottle down and step away from the bar. Honestly you are going to end up less funny and more pathetic and ugly if you keep this behavior up. I do love the scenes that you make, simply because they make great Hollywood gossip, but you need to stop and go to the Betty Ford Clinic pronto! No really, put the bottles away, lose the drunken bunch of friends you have and go to a clinic now, before your on the news with the headlines, "Kiefer Sutherland found dead in alley of L.A, Cause of death, Drunken Vomit!". No one wants to die like that, it's not "classy" it's just kinda sad... "Kiefer Sutherland shocked employees at the Ye Rustic Inn in Los Angeles when he strolled in at 9am and demanded to have a running tab set-up. But at least he wasn't alone. Keifer and pals went into the dive bar and created quite the scene. When it came time to pay the bill, Keifer seemed to have forgotten his wallet. He told the bartender: "It's been stolen! I promise I'll come back and pay." Several witnesses claim that's when things starting to get a little fucked up. "He started to go into a series of karate kicks in the middle of the floor while the bartender, waitress and several customers looked on," Thankfully, a fan agreed to pick up the tab. Keifer then continued to booze and eat chicken wings while throwing already eaten bones on the ground. He left without tipping. People say that he looks dreadfully skinny and sick." p.s. It seems people spell his name Keifer and Kiefer, I'm pretty sure its i-e though.

1 Comments:

Blogger Lena said...

Why does he have his shirt off, though? Isn't he supposed to be showing something buff off or was he going for the doughy look? Cuz he nailed it.

1/26/2006 10:48:00 AM  

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