James Bond R.I.P!
Okay sure, sure James Bond isn't exactly a girly girl movie but I LOVE HIM. No. Seriously. I love me some James Bond and have always loved the older movies. HOWEVER, I don't like the new Bond AT. ALL. PERIOD . Wanna know why:
1. He doesn't like guns (yeah me neither but then again I'm NOT playing J.Bond)
2. He's blonde (Doesn't work people)
3. He's a pussy (J.Bond only likes them, he isn't one)
AND now on to the new reasons why the new BOND sucks...
4. He talked about how he will NOT be wearing a tuxedo. : "The only time you'll see me wearing one is in the promo." WHAT THE HELL! Um, you don't see Superman flying without a F'ING cape do you?!!! DO you?!!!!
5. Bond will not drive an Aston Martin either. Instead he will the American Ford Mondeo.
WHAT?????!!!!!! He is going to drive a FORD? Um, BOND would rather DIE than drive a FORD.
And that my folks is why you shouldn't waste your time watching the new Bond and you may as well rent the old ones, cause BOND is dead folks. D-E-A-D!
(the only thing left that have to do now is make James Bond gay or celibate.)
~sobbing~ I'm gonna need a minute...
posted by Virenda at
3/17/2006 12:23:00 PM
5 Comments:
Take your time. Get your stuff together. There are celebs to bash, Vi. You can't waste your energy on a faux Bond!
Personally... I think that hot, sexy Sean Connery is the one and only bond. Whom, like you stated, is no pu$$y, but does like it ;)
LMAO, exactly Kimmy.
On top of the numerous other suckage reasons you cited, Bond driving a Ford has got to be one of the worst.
That's whack!!
I predict Daniel Craig rocks.
Tuxedos are so 80's anyway. He'll be in a $5000 Armani suit, open shirt. Feel it?
I suspect you'll come around, Vi. ;)
Wait?? Bond in an American Car? WTF?
I'm with the boycotters on this one. I will not be seeing this, or renting this.
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