Paris Hilton Almost Died...

If life was fair that would have said, "Paris Hilton Dies". It seems Paris threw a surprise birthday party for boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and was so drunk towards the end that AFTER knocking a garden light into the pool, she jumps in. Yeah, that's dumb my friends. She also entertained her "friends" with a pole dance. I can only hope that a cleaning crew went in afterwards to disinfect that pool and that pole from herpes, craps, syphilis, gonorrhea, any and all things that Paris has contracted over the years.

"Everyone was stunned. Paris was lucky she didn't get electrocuted," a source told the Sunday Mirror. "She thought it was hilarious. Stavros jumped in next and accidentally knocked her on the head in the process." Hilton later treated her guests to a pole dancing session. The insider added, "Paris was so drunk she could barely hold on to the pole - let alone dance."