Anna Nicole Smith Rumored To Be Pregnant
Hell if y'all thought Britney having another baby was scary, than y'all must be horrified to know there is even a remote possibility that Anna is. I must say Britney may be immature and young but Anna will kill that poor child before it's born. What with all the narcotics she inhales and snorts daily.
"Smith, 38, is said to have conceived the child with the help of a friend.
"Anna's freaking out because she got pregnant by this guy, who's now saying, 'I want money and access to the kid,'" an insider tells our Gatecrashing colleague, Ben Widdicombe."
posted by Virenda at
5/04/2006 09:36:00 AM
5 Comments:
what?!
she'll probably eat her baby, like any other animal would. she is an animal, right? she can't possibly be human. she's got enough fake things on her body to not qualify as a human being.
exhibit A: those knockers on her chest.
I had hoped that the doctor who did her gastic bypass would have seen it as the perfect opportunity to tie the dumb broad's tubes. No such luck, I guess.
"I need a pickle ! "
I'm feeling sick.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer girl.
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