Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Tori Spelling's Wedding Photos

You know what? These two sicken me, they really do. He is so gross and smarmy and she looks like she smells. So many they live happily ever after some where far, far away from me and the public eye.
Wanna guess what this reminds me of? A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed. Go right to the source and ask the horse He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse. He's always on a steady course. Talk to Mr. Ed. People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say. A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse. You never heard of a talking horse? Well listen to this. I am Mister Ed.
Oh and Mr. Ed is WAY cooler than Tori...

6 Comments:

Blogger Bea said...

It will never last-they're both too icky. And my God that dress is just tackier than Elmer's Glue!

5/17/2006 10:10:00 AM  
Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

Step away from the styling products Brah....

5/17/2006 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous kandis said...

is it just me or does her face make you want to projectile vomit?

5/17/2006 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Lena said...

He always looked like he just stepped out from behind a porno camera and she looks like she just stepped out from behind a bucking horse.

HA! I crack myself up...

5/17/2006 12:13:00 PM  
Anonymous my2cents said...

Why is he always looking right in the camera with that "I am so hot" look. Uhm, he is not, right? She is in a class of ignorance all by herself so I won't even get started on her.

5/17/2006 01:46:00 PM  
Blogger katie said...

oh virenda-i could not agree more!! Tori is so pathetic and he's a goldigger!! "get down, girl, go 'head, get down!"

5/17/2006 03:38:00 PM  

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