This One's For You...
Well here's a news flash, the lovely and talented and FUNNY Dane Cook is going to star with the stupid, and UN-talented Jessica Simpson in her upcoming movie Employee Of The Month. I'm a little disappointed to say the least that he would stoop to play beside Jess, cause um Hi? Yah hello? She SUCKS! She can't act and she is supposed to be the lead in this movie.
I'm sure it's going to be a train wreck but of course I'll end up watching it. Why you ask? Um, cause DANE COOK is funny ya'll, like VERY funny. Like laugh so hard your jaw hurts and tears are streaming down your face funny. Oh wait did I say FUNNY yet?
CHEESE........
PICKLES????
That is gold ya'll, gold!
Dane Cook!
posted by Virenda at
2/22/2006 12:47:00 PM
16 Comments:
LOL...
Um, and FUNNY...
(Oh if you don't dig potty mouth's he's probably NOT the best for you. He CAN be kinda dirty.)
OMG!I can't stand guys who try too hard.
YES! YES! YES! Y.E.S.
If he hooks up with Jessica, I'm revoking my citizenship to this friggin country.
Hehe, why don't you tell us how you really feel. Come on now...don't be shy. lol Thanks for visiting my blog!
btw, I'm last to the party because I couldn't get into your comments for the last 2 hours.
And you know I'm too lazy to rise from the laptop on my bed and go into the office! lol
oh come on. Jessica just hasn't hit her striiiide yet. yeah, striiiide.
Plus, I hear she's a method actor -I think they're the ones who have to dig deep into their emotional pasts to get into character. No stinkin wonder she can't act. Her emotions go about this deep: daaangiiiit. (whine) my lipstick just smudged. (pout)
wowza...Dane can cook with me anytime. Although the chances of that happening are slimmer than 8 Lara Flynn Boyles stuck together.
LOL...
~sigh~
I would "cook" something with him.
(bad puns, gotta love em)
I can't even believe the pizza-popping-pushing bimbo got another role.....who casts these movies? Horny 20 year old Molecular Science Engineering students? (I am just bitter because she stole my favorite karaoke song.)
Geez, I'm pissed. He is hot and funny and she is just annoying! I hope he doesn't fall for her "charms".... (puke)
She screwed up one of my favorite songs ever!! (these boots are made for walking).
Don't even say that leslie...Sshhhh!!!
I don't even want to think about it!!!
~sigh~
I've never heard of him...guess I'll have to check that out. She, on the other hand, drives me nuts.
Virenda, she DID screw up that song forever! I used to love it and I now cringe when I hear it
:(.....
Dane Cook is hilarious, but can't take a decent photo. The bit he does about his first BJ gets me rolling every single time.
He is HILAROUS, lol and from where I'm sitting he takes a "decent" photo...
:))
~wink~
If by decent you mean totally hot, then yes!
Super Finger!!!!!!!!
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