Wednesday, February 22, 2006

This One's For You...

Well here's a news flash, the lovely and talented and FUNNY Dane Cook is going to star with the stupid, and UN-talented Jessica Simpson in her upcoming movie Employee Of The Month. I'm a little disappointed to say the least that he would stoop to play beside Jess, cause um Hi? Yah hello? She SUCKS! She can't act and she is supposed to be the lead in this movie. I'm sure it's going to be a train wreck but of course I'll end up watching it. Why you ask? Um, cause DANE COOK is funny ya'll, like VERY funny. Like laugh so hard your jaw hurts and tears are streaming down your face funny. Oh wait did I say FUNNY yet? CHEESE........ PICKLES???? That is gold ya'll, gold! Dane Cook!

18 Comments:

Blogger mommyof4 said...

Dam he is Hot!!!

2/22/2006 02:26:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

LOL...

Um, and FUNNY...


(Oh if you don't dig potty mouth's he's probably NOT the best for you. He CAN be kinda dirty.)

2/22/2006 02:34:00 PM  
Blogger Leilouta said...

OMG!I can't stand guys who try too hard.

2/22/2006 02:36:00 PM  
Blogger Lena said...

YES! YES! YES! Y.E.S.

If he hooks up with Jessica, I'm revoking my citizenship to this friggin country.

2/22/2006 03:20:00 PM  
Blogger DeeJay said...

Hehe, why don't you tell us how you really feel. Come on now...don't be shy. lol Thanks for visiting my blog!

2/22/2006 03:31:00 PM  
Blogger Lena said...

btw, I'm last to the party because I couldn't get into your comments for the last 2 hours.

And you know I'm too lazy to rise from the laptop on my bed and go into the office! lol

2/22/2006 03:33:00 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

oh come on. Jessica just hasn't hit her striiiide yet. yeah, striiiide.

Plus, I hear she's a method actor -I think they're the ones who have to dig deep into their emotional pasts to get into character. No stinkin wonder she can't act. Her emotions go about this deep: daaangiiiit. (whine) my lipstick just smudged. (pout)

2/22/2006 04:01:00 PM  
Blogger andrea said...

yummy....I will take one of those.

2/22/2006 05:38:00 PM  
Blogger Jess Riley said...

wowza...Dane can cook with me anytime. Although the chances of that happening are slimmer than 8 Lara Flynn Boyles stuck together.

2/22/2006 06:17:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

LOL...

~sigh~

I would "cook" something with him.


(bad puns, gotta love em)

2/22/2006 06:29:00 PM  
Blogger Angela said...

I can't even believe the pizza-popping-pushing bimbo got another role.....who casts these movies? Horny 20 year old Molecular Science Engineering students? (I am just bitter because she stole my favorite karaoke song.)

2/22/2006 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Geez, I'm pissed. He is hot and funny and she is just annoying! I hope he doesn't fall for her "charms".... (puke)

2/22/2006 08:15:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

She screwed up one of my favorite songs ever!! (these boots are made for walking).


Don't even say that leslie...Sshhhh!!!

I don't even want to think about it!!!

~sigh~

2/22/2006 11:28:00 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I've never heard of him...guess I'll have to check that out. She, on the other hand, drives me nuts.

2/23/2006 04:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Virenda, she DID screw up that song forever! I used to love it and I now cringe when I hear it
:(.....

2/23/2006 01:02:00 PM  
Blogger blog Portland said...

Dane Cook is hilarious, but can't take a decent photo. The bit he does about his first BJ gets me rolling every single time.

2/23/2006 04:04:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

He is HILAROUS, lol and from where I'm sitting he takes a "decent" photo...


:))

~wink~

2/23/2006 05:36:00 PM  
Blogger Lena said...

If by decent you mean totally hot, then yes!

Super Finger!!!!!!!!

2/24/2006 09:35:00 PM  

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