Naomi Campbell Makes Me Happy...

I'm going to try and pretend that Naomi isn't a real "person" so that I can revel in my joy. It's not every day you get this crazy woman making great gossip. So the details have been released and of course the story sounds JUST like Naomi. Apparently she was shooting a spot for The Oprah Winfrey Show early in the morning at her house (Oh and only Oprah's film crew were there not Oprah herself). So what happens is Naomi is looking for a pair of 200 dollar jeans and she can't find them so she ask her housekeeper Ana where they are. Now here's the thing, Naomi employs a housekeeper for each floor of her house so Ana had no idea where the jeans were. So what does Naomi do? She pitches a fit and throws her crystal encrusted Blackberry at Ana, hitting her in the forehead and leaving a 3 inch gash that needed stitches. What a complete B. I. T. C. H! Honestly I don't even know how she can hire employees, you figure by now people would be to scared to work for her. So that's the story of the crazy lady and her arrest yesterday.