Thursday, May 25, 2006

WHAT IN THE HELL IS BRITNEY SPEARS WEARING?!

Uh....? WTH! Come on Britney you know your going to trip and damage your unborn fetus in those shoes. Heck shoes like that is the reason you almost dropped Sean Preston. I'm not sure what look she was going for but it's an obvious bulls eye for a WHITE TRASH MOMMA look. I actually know a lot of white trash girls that dress better then Britney. Don't ask me what I'm doing hanging around the trailer parks, 'cause it ain't none ya buzinass! I love writing slang, it's so much harder to spell then one would think. Back to Brit, she's picking up my favorite thing EVER, Starbucks and heading to a meeting with JT Rotem in Malibu.
By the way this COULD have been a great outfit. Shower, wear a bra WITH red straps, lower shoes with a small wedge with NO straps ( so you can make the legs look thinner) and a red gloss NOT a red tacky lipstick.

10 Comments:

Blogger Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Seriously, this is sad. Sad. Sad. I think I'm going to cry. It just is getting worse and worse. It's like watching someone sink into quicksand. And who is that child with her? Is he supposed to be a bodyguard? He's like 12.

5/25/2006 10:50:00 AM  
Blogger Bea said...

the shoes, the shoes, the shoes....why does she pick the fugliest shoes????????

5/25/2006 11:27:00 AM  
Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

Eww, she's like a Madame Alexandre doll gone wrong named "Slutstinia McSaggytitties."

5/25/2006 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

PS Did anyone notice that Vuitton back the chick in the background of the first pic is toting? LOVE IT!

5/25/2006 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous kandis said...

when is she going to understand that she doesn't need to wear (not only that dress), but especially shoes that tie around the ankles?! it just makes them look bigger!! argh! britney britney britney.... :(

5/25/2006 12:28:00 PM  
Blogger prunella jones said...

I'd love to give her a makeover.

5/25/2006 01:55:00 PM  
Blogger Lindsay said...

Where is Jerry Springer when yah need him?

5/25/2006 02:07:00 PM  
Blogger Chic Mommy said...

ah, a date with the manny! When a trailer park girl wears fug me red shoes like that, she's on a date.

5/25/2006 03:22:00 PM  
Blogger Curlybop said...

I know she's pregnant, but sheesh, why does she carry around a glass of water (?) all the time? Ever heard of a water bottle Brit? Even better, one with a strap on it, so she can use two hands to balance when she walks in those awful shoes.

5/26/2006 01:43:00 PM  
Blogger Kimmy said...

The hair! Let's not forget to fix the hair!
Does she NOT have any real friends? I mean... they're all like Michael Jackson's friends. BE HONEST people! Tell her she looks like PWT!

5/27/2006 11:35:00 AM  

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