The Da Vinici Load

Well you know it had to happen. I remember one time (at band camp) I was flipping through channels and came across ShowTime (soft porn channel) and there was Lord Of The G-Strings: The Femaleship of The String. The acting wasn't very good but the story line was on par with the Lord of the Rings which pretty much meant it was confusing but watchable.

I don't "do" the whole porn thing but what a great job it would be to sit around and make-up dirty names for Major Blockbusters. Do you guys have an ideas? The best ones will be put on my poll and then the winner will get posted and I'll grant him/her one wish. (Within reason!)