Thursday, June 01, 2006

The Da Vinici Load

Well you know it had to happen. I remember one time (at band camp) I was flipping through channels and came across ShowTime (soft porn channel) and there was Lord Of The G-Strings: The Femaleship of The String. The acting wasn't very good but the story line was on par with the Lord of the Rings which pretty much meant it was confusing but watchable.
I don't "do" the whole porn thing but what a great job it would be to sit around and make-up dirty names for Major Blockbusters. Do you guys have an ideas? The best ones will be put on my poll and then the winner will get posted and I'll grant him/her one wish. (Within reason!)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm, instead of American Beauty with Kevin about..wait for it....



6/01/2006 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

instead of Romancing the Stone

Romancing the Bone....


6/01/2006 10:55:00 AM  
Blogger Virenda said...

LOL. Love the second one!!!

6/01/2006 11:07:00 AM  
Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

Daredevil = Baredevil

Quigley Down Under (Do we even need to change that one?) = Queefy Down Under

A beautiful Mind = A beautiful Behind

Aeon Flux = Aeon Fucks

Ok, those were totally lame-o! But fun...hehehe...

Romancing the Bone is too funny.

6/01/2006 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous kandis said...

Cheaper by the Dozen: Hooker Edition.

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Thrust.

Over the Hedge = Trim the Hedge

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Anal Adventures.

6/01/2006 11:29:00 AM  
Blogger Chic Mommy said...

I'll take a crack at some of the new releases:

X-Men the Last Stand = X-Men the Last Hard-On

Over the Hedge (I don't think this needs any changing but) = Into the Hedge

See no Evil = See no Tits (this would be gay porn)

Just My Luck = Just My Fuck

6/01/2006 11:29:00 AM  
Blogger Virenda said...

See isn't it FUN!?! LOL. You guys are great...

6/01/2006 11:43:00 AM  
Blogger karen! said...

The Break-Up =
The Break-Up Sex

6/01/2006 12:15:00 PM  
Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

Brokeback Mountain = Fudge-Butt Fountain

Also, a certain someone I know, COUGH, COUGH, literally had a video entitled, "Lays of our lives."

6/01/2006 02:18:00 PM  
Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...


6/01/2006 02:35:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Malcolm XXX
The Man With The Golden Nutsack
Wonka's Willie
Fried Green Libidos
Dirty Rotten Scrotums
Beverly Hills Cops a Squat
Forrest Pump
Flight 69
The Endlick Patient
Wanda Smells Like A Fish
Butt Pirates of the Carribean
Missionary Impossible
A Streetho Named Desirae
The Avi-Ate-Her
Bedding Crashers
Ocean's Eleven Inches
Get Shorty

6/01/2006 09:46:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

LMAO. Leave it to a man to come up with some GREAT ones.

6/01/2006 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous kandis said...

wow. chris - you're WAY too good at that!

6/02/2006 07:02:00 AM  
Blogger Chic Mommy said...

I love Chris's choices.

Gotta add:

Bareback Mountain
The Open Fly Effect

6/02/2006 12:12:00 PM  

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