Monday, June 12, 2006

Star Jones Scares Beyonce AT L.A. Reid's B-Day.

Well I guess we now have our answer of why Beyonce looked so scared. It's apparent that she spotted Star Jones and her shiny cleavage and went into a sort of coma. I heard this is very common for people that suffer trauma. Hopefully by the time they revive Beyonce no brain damage will have occurred.


Blogger Teri M. said...

I'm totally impressed with her weight loss, but DAY-UM girl... somethings should still stay covered up.

And, did she have heart surgery or something? I'm curious about the sternum scar.

6/12/2006 10:36:00 AM  
Blogger Berry said...

I was about to ask the same question about the line down the middle. Is it part of her necklace thingie, or a scar?

6/12/2006 10:42:00 AM  
Blogger wordgirl said...

Shiny cleavage and the kind of scar you get from either heart surgery or an autopsy. Jay-sus, lady. Cover that thing up!

6/12/2006 12:01:00 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

Isn't that an old REM song? "Shiny happy la la..."

6/12/2006 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Um, got any syrup to go with them flapjacks?

6/12/2006 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous my2cents said...

Good god those are some ugly ass boobies and I have never seen her sporting that scar before, perhaps it is the newest Hollywood accesory.

6/12/2006 12:24:00 PM  
Blogger Katherine said...

whoa!!! What the hell happened? I thought she just had a boob lift? Guess that went way wrong. dang girl, cover 'em up!

6/12/2006 04:46:00 PM  

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