Monday, June 12, 2006

Star Jones Scares Beyonce AT L.A. Reid's B-Day.

Well I guess we now have our answer of why Beyonce looked so scared. It's apparent that she spotted Star Jones and her shiny cleavage and went into a sort of coma. I heard this is very common for people that suffer trauma. Hopefully by the time they revive Beyonce no brain damage will have occurred.

7 Comments:

Blogger Teri M. said...

I'm totally impressed with her weight loss, but DAY-UM girl... somethings should still stay covered up.

And, did she have heart surgery or something? I'm curious about the sternum scar.

6/12/2006 10:36:00 AM  
Blogger Berry said...

I was about to ask the same question about the line down the middle. Is it part of her necklace thingie, or a scar?

6/12/2006 10:42:00 AM  
Blogger wordgirl said...

Shiny cleavage and the kind of scar you get from either heart surgery or an autopsy. Jay-sus, lady. Cover that thing up!

6/12/2006 12:01:00 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

Isn't that an old REM song? "Shiny happy cleavage...la la la..."

6/12/2006 12:11:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Um, got any syrup to go with them flapjacks?

6/12/2006 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous my2cents said...

Good god those are some ugly ass boobies and I have never seen her sporting that scar before, perhaps it is the newest Hollywood accesory.

6/12/2006 12:24:00 PM  
Blogger Katherine said...

whoa!!! What the hell happened? I thought she just had a boob lift? Guess that went way wrong. dang girl, cover 'em up!

6/12/2006 04:46:00 PM  

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