Jessica Simpson Arrives In NYC
Looking all kinds of tore up.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say she looks like she just had some rough loving. Speaking of Jessica Simpson and rough loving, anyone know where Dane Cook is?
I have just 3 things to say about you Ms. Jess so listen up and listen good.
1. Always check your eye make-up cause gf it's making you look all tore up.
2. You should tell Dane that he's supposed to give you "love taps" only in areas that no one can see.
3. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY. NEVER and I mean NEVER wear those ugly a$$ shoes again, or I will have to take matters into my own hands and beat you with them. Repeatedly. I might even get Nick in on the action.
posted by Virenda at
7/03/2006 09:37:00 AM
6 Comments:
I'm so glad you mentioned that those shoes were horrendous, because I was thinking the same thing!!
And. That bruise? Would be covered if she were wearing, um, shorts of a non-posh-spice length. Or pants even. But I think pants might be asking too much.
Uh. Ok.
Good choice of "pants/shorts/whatever" when you've got a huge bruise on your thigh/ass/whatever.
Aw, quite hate-n on the shoes.
It looks like she's wearing a brown diaper. And yes those shoes are hideous. Sorry Karen.
It looks like she's wearing a brown diaper. And yes those shoes are hideous. Sorry Karen.
i have a major problem with her "pants"
wtf
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