In and Out

Contrary to the title post this is in fact NOT about porn. So being to lazy to make dinner, I demanded my husband take me out! That's when he replied, No but we can go through the drive thru, wow my life is SO cosmopolitan. He was in the mood for burgers so we decided on In and Out (ahh NOW you get the title), and as he discovered that in fact their was an actual person taking orders instead of a machine, he proceeded to foam at the mouth in happiness, gesturing wildly and yelling, "NOW that is the WAY it should be!!!!" of course being the loving wife I am, I petted my husbands armed and murmured, "of course sweetie, of course", it was dark so he couldn't see me roll me eyes. So now my husband is as giddy as a 6 yr old with a lollipop, when we drive up and order from a VERY nice young man, as we pulled past him this conversation occurs: H- "Wow what a nice boy!" Me-" Um, honey he is more like a semi-boy." H- Laughing hysterically and having a conversation to himself, muttering something like, "Hello semi- boy, hello" M-. "Honey it's not like your that old, just because you are sick and your voice is all raspy doesn't mean you can start pounding your chest and calling semi-boys, boys." And of course after that conversation my husband is on a roll and is apparently trying out for the role of Ape in King Kong. I will have you note, that my husband is in fact only 27 and not really old enough to be calling 20 yr olds boys. I would also like you to note that the wait in the drive thru involved lots of quoting from Chicken Little and some robot dancing from Madagascar, if that doesn't prove were parents then nothing else will. p.s. You may ask if my husband has always been such a nerd, Yes, yes he has. p.s.s. I unfortunatly am turning into a nerd as we speak, damn him, he keeps rubbing off on me. Next thing you know I will start obsessing over Star Wars and computer manuals. p.s.s.s. Don't you just love the In and Out picture? I wish I knew who did it, maybe it's famous though and I am just a retard. Well scratch that, my husband just gave me a "You'r so hopeless" look, apparently it is famous which makes me retarded.