Jessica Alba Is So Pretty, So Pretty and Witty and Gayyy!!

Oh so pretty... I want to hate on her for the simple reason that she is so flipping cute that I want to vomit and by cute I mean sexy and by sexy I mean I hate her guts! Okay so she can't act but she sure can stand around looking cute, which in Hollywood means your a hot commodity. So I'm sure we will be seeing her around for a while to come. Maybe she can somehow become disfigured, hey all I am saying is maybe?! These pictures were taken of Jessica while she was out shopping in West Hollywood with a friend on Friday. Important stuff people.