Paris Hilton Pees In Cab, And Likes IT!

Okay I know I hate Paris and don't want to give her any "free" publicity but some cab driver is claiming she was so drunk she peed in his cab. I can believe that, in fact whenever I'm drunk I end up peeing in odd places, mostly parking lots. Why is it so hard to find a bathroom when your drunk? Someone should get on that little problem. Anyways the National Enquirer is publishing his story and I posted below the "official" blurb. "A Hawaiian taxi driver, Harden Jamison told gossip tabloid The National Enquirer that the socialite was so drunk she peed in his cab. Paris Hilton's publicists threatened Jamison over the allegations reacting him to come forward with the incident. Paris and her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos along with her posse got into the cab after a night of wild partying in Maui. The driver claims he had to mop up the mess with a towel and plans to use that as DNA evidence.He said: "They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop." The cab driver also claims a member of Hilton's entourage offered him $200 for the pee soaked towel. A spokesperson for the Simple Life star denies the story." p.s. The pic of Paris Hilton is from her movie, not the sex one, the one where she dies. I think. If it's not really her, don't tell me I want to keep the dream alive. Also in the second pic it looks like paris is wearing a wig and has gained some weight, it must be all the drinking.