Some Crazy Stuff Going On In The Cruise House
Here's a recent photo that's circulating, of a bunch of HUGE signs being placed around the mansion. These signs are supposed to "help" Katie remember that as she gets near the time of birth she must remain calm and SILENT. A SILENT F'ing BIRTH?! That alone lets me know that Scientologists are crazy. Unless they are some heavy drugs involved (which there isn't) than no way in hell, could I have had a silent birth. I'm having a child, I should be allowed some grunting and cursing...
“Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”
Um, is she having a baby or visiting the damn zoo?
posted by Virenda at
3/28/2006 10:25:00 AM
14 Comments:
Okay, maybe there's something to the idea of gently welcoming a baby into the world, but silence and slow understandable movements... Um, no. And big, black and white posters pasted everywhere to remind her. I think my "labor project" would involve tearing then up into a gazillion tiny pieces.
What a nutcase.
Oh, and I wanted to tell you thanks for your blog. It's one of my favorite guilty pleasures.
Humm.... I'm betting at some point she'll give up on the whole silent birth thing and let out a slow and understanable obscenity!
Holy Shit! Was that photoshopped?
(sigh)... I hope for Rosemary's sake... oops, I mean Katie's sake.... that she'll end up needing a c-section. Or is that against alien rules as well?
This has to not be real because I cannot accept the fact that Tom Cruise is really that damn weird.
I hope she is silent...up to the point where she grabs Tommy by the collar, pulls him in close and screams in his face "I'm f*cking taking you for all you're worth after this is over you short manipulative freak!"
That's what I'd like to see. I'm just sentimental like that.
Um, yeah ... what Lena said 'cuz I'm a sentimental fool too.
I don't know much about Scientology, and thanks to Tom, I'm keeping it that way.
The dude is losing his mass appeal, if ya ask me. Anytime his name is mentioned nowadays, I scrunch my nose is disgust. Not good, Tom; not good.
Oh. Say it ain't so.
The world is finally seeing what I have been saying all along (since Top Gun).
TOM. CRUISE. IS. CRAZY.
And yes, they really do that in Scientology births. They belive that the alien soul that is inhabiting the new body (don't ask me, read Dianetics or talk to any of the people in front of Walmart offering "stress tests"). They believe that it is very impressionable. Any bad feelings, loud noises, etc can imprint on the new soul and be the reason for everything bad that happens later in life (cause after all, lets blame it on something you don't even remember). Also, the mom isn't supposed to talk around the baby for the first seven days.
C.R.A.Z.Y.
Yep, I'll be silent as soon as one MAN pops out a kid silently.
That is photoshopped right ?
What the hell is an understandable movement anyway ?
Cruise is creepy and controlling,Katie needs to roll that sign up and stick it somewhere so he can experience birth in reverse.
Holy hell Bek, that is some weird stuff. No talking to your baby for a week? That can not be good. The baby needs to be reassured and comforted with the sounds of his/her mommies voice.
Whatever, freaking wackos.
How can anyone believe in that? Is this why Nicole didn't have a child with him? That really makes me sad. Screaming, "OMG! The PAIN!" and squeezing the hell out of your husband's hands until HE is screaming, "OMG! The PAIN!" is perfectly healthy and normal. I think all the little newborn is wondering is what the hell happened to their cozy little shack!
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