Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Some Crazy Stuff Going On In The Cruise House

Here's a recent photo that's circulating, of a bunch of HUGE signs being placed around the mansion. These signs are supposed to "help" Katie remember that as she gets near the time of birth she must remain calm and SILENT. A SILENT F'ing BIRTH?! That alone lets me know that Scientologists are crazy. Unless they are some heavy drugs involved (which there isn't) than no way in hell, could I have had a silent birth. I'm having a child, I should be allowed some grunting and cursing...
“Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.”
Um, is she having a baby or visiting the damn zoo?


Blogger Heather said...

Okay, maybe there's something to the idea of gently welcoming a baby into the world, but silence and slow understandable movements... Um, no. And big, black and white posters pasted everywhere to remind her. I think my "labor project" would involve tearing then up into a gazillion tiny pieces.

What a nutcase.

3/28/2006 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Heather said...

Oh, and I wanted to tell you thanks for your blog. It's one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

3/28/2006 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Stephaine said...

I hope she got to make noise while they were making the baby.

3/28/2006 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous cj said...

Humm.... I'm betting at some point she'll give up on the whole silent birth thing and let out a slow and understanable obscenity!

3/28/2006 11:37:00 AM  
Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

Holy Shit! Was that photoshopped?

3/28/2006 11:54:00 AM  
Blogger Berry said...

(sigh)... I hope for Rosemary's sake... oops, I mean Katie's sake.... that she'll end up needing a c-section. Or is that against alien rules as well?

3/28/2006 12:10:00 PM  
Blogger Denial said...

Freakin Nuts. Grunting actually helps with labor. That's what I was told and I'm sticking with it!

3/28/2006 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous my2cents said...

This has to not be real because I cannot accept the fact that Tom Cruise is really that damn weird.

3/28/2006 12:35:00 PM  
Blogger Lena said...

I hope she is silent...up to the point where she grabs Tommy by the collar, pulls him in close and screams in his face "I'm f*cking taking you for all you're worth after this is over you short manipulative freak!"

That's what I'd like to see. I'm just sentimental like that.

3/28/2006 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous ~ Stacy ~ said...

Um, yeah ... what Lena said 'cuz I'm a sentimental fool too.

I don't know much about Scientology, and thanks to Tom, I'm keeping it that way.

The dude is losing his mass appeal, if ya ask me. Anytime his name is mentioned nowadays, I scrunch my nose is disgust. Not good, Tom; not good.

3/28/2006 01:40:00 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

Oh. Say it ain't so.

3/28/2006 03:44:00 PM  
Blogger Bek said...

The world is finally seeing what I have been saying all along (since Top Gun).


And yes, they really do that in Scientology births. They belive that the alien soul that is inhabiting the new body (don't ask me, read Dianetics or talk to any of the people in front of Walmart offering "stress tests"). They believe that it is very impressionable. Any bad feelings, loud noises, etc can imprint on the new soul and be the reason for everything bad that happens later in life (cause after all, lets blame it on something you don't even remember). Also, the mom isn't supposed to talk around the baby for the first seven days.


3/28/2006 03:46:00 PM  
Blogger Katherine said...

Yep, I'll be silent as soon as one MAN pops out a kid silently.

3/28/2006 04:33:00 PM  
Blogger WendyWings said...

That is photoshopped right ?
What the hell is an understandable movement anyway ?
Cruise is creepy and controlling,Katie needs to roll that sign up and stick it somewhere so he can experience birth in reverse.

3/28/2006 06:00:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

Holy hell Bek, that is some weird stuff. No talking to your baby for a week? That can not be good. The baby needs to be reassured and comforted with the sounds of his/her mommies voice.

Whatever, freaking wackos.

3/28/2006 06:16:00 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

How can anyone believe in that? Is this why Nicole didn't have a child with him? That really makes me sad. Screaming, "OMG! The PAIN!" and squeezing the hell out of your husband's hands until HE is screaming, "OMG! The PAIN!" is perfectly healthy and normal. I think all the little newborn is wondering is what the hell happened to their cozy little shack!

3/29/2006 09:01:00 AM  

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