Tom Cruise IS Bat-Shit Crazy!

I've tried people, I HAVE TRIED to find a way to make me like Tom again. I give up. In the latest bizarre going ons Tom has commissioned a Katie sized pacifier for her when she births the baby, so it'll help her be quiet. To squelch the screams. O-M-F'ing-Goodness, what in the hell is wrong with him? Has he always been mentally disturbed?

A source tells Star: "He commissioned an adult-sized 'binky' for her to clench between her teeth, hoping that it'll squelch her screams. "In keeping with a Scientology silent birth, Tom is prepared to do whatever it takes to muffle Katie's moans and groans during the delivery." Cruise's PR rep, Arnold Robinson, denied the existence of an adult pacifier. As for its manufacture, a spokeswoman for NYU's School of Dentistry told Lowdown: "We haven't heard of it, but it doesn't mean a dentist wouldn't do it." The alleged pacifier, which is reportedly made of plastic and molded to perfectly fit the 27-year-old Katie's mouth, could be deployed very soon. Cruise recently told a German television interviewer: "Katie could be having our baby at any minute." LowDown

I honestly can't help but feel that Tom thought of this idea when he himself had a pacifier of sorts in his mouth. You know the kind that have a strap to go around the head to hold it in and squelch the moans, I mean screams...?....