Brandon Davis Apologizes On Bended Knee...
Well maybe not on his knees although that would have been better then his half-assed written FOR HIM apology he gave to Lohan. I don't really care what he says or does it's obvious Brandon is a slimy disgusting person with no character what so ever. Oh, and could Brandon be any sweatier? I mean really someone buy him a towel...
LOSER!!!
“My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable,” Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing. “What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week.”
posted by Virenda at
5/26/2006 10:23:00 AM
9 Comments:
Someone needs to wipe him off before he goes out. Blech!
Prehensile tail... that is what I thought when reading the last sentence of that bullshit apology.
I'm sure he does not even know what 5-syllable words like "reprehensible" mean.
why does he always look fucking sweaty?! he's disgusting.
Becky made me count on my fingers.
I just want to wring him out. There's enough oil in that kid to keep George W. happy for at least a few months. Seriously, is it a glandular problem?
Oh yeah, that was like a 10 minute rant he went on about Lindsay's "firecrotch". He seriously couldn't stop himself?*
*P.S. I am in no way saying that his crazy speach about her 7-foot clitoris and her financial situation wasn't incredibly funny. Because it was awesome.
His head is greasy because he likes to stick his head up his own ass.
Okay, I only have four words for this guy.
TAKE A SHOWER, BUDDY!
The best part: "Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing."
HA!
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