Tori Spelling Marries, Again...
What a waste of air. Tori married her pig fiance just weeks after her official divorce from previous hubby. Lets hope they go scuba diving and a big Great White mistakes her boobs for some dying animal and decides to chew on her and her new husband. The world would be a better place....
(Old photo but shows how nasty he is....)
The non-denominational ceremony was attended only by the bride and groom, both barefoot and wearing white.
“We didn’t want to wait another day to get married,” Spelling tells PEOPLE.
Adds her new husband, “I’ve never had as much of a desire to get married and make a woman my wife as I’ve had with her. The feeling is overwhelming. We’re soul mates.”
(Old photo but shows how nasty he is....)
posted by Virenda at
5/08/2006 10:44:00 AM
7 Comments:
God please do not let them create a human being together. Can u imagine them being your parents???
And just when you think the trashy can't get any more trashier.
But wait, I sure hope he got a tatoo of Tori in her wedding dress......that way we can all see how she looked?
LMAO, Vi, don't hold back-let us know how you really feel about this wunder-couple...lol sharks lol!!! All I can say is Tori fell ALLLLLA the way down the ugly tree. I'm no prize, but girlfriend's got me beat in spadesssss!
I could go on and on and on about this.
Fine - you're both whores and you couldn't wait to even TELL YOUR SPOUSES before you started pounding each other.
Fine - you love each other's ugly mugs so much that you need to cover your body in each other's horse-like faces.
But, for the LOVE OF YOUR LITTLE BABIES, how about you don't make your dumped spouses feel like SHIT by claiming to "never have wanted to marry someone before". I'm sure his ex-wife (you know, the one that was PREGNANT when he started poking Tori) feels just fantastic with her stretched out body and bruised ego.
Ass. Holes.
I'm done now.
Seriously.
I am now clocking this relationship with an egg timer.
How long till this guy takes his hands out of Tori's pants and starts putting them in someone else's?
I'm gonna say.... As soon as Tori is pregnant with baby number one.
I find it interesting that just last week she gave an interview saying her parents have yet to meet her fiance. hmm, guess they don't think this one will be around very long either.
THe worst is that you know he didn't wash his hands after the crack attack! How would you like to be the first person to shake his hand after?
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