Dita Von Teese

I was introduced to Dita from Faded Youth and since then I've been slightly obsessed. She's such a mix of scary whore and 50's bombshell. I don't even WANT to think about what her sex life is like with Marilyn Manson. I can only imagine the mess those chickens make...

I'm in no mood for real breasts that look like that. I sure hope these were photoshopped to DEATH. ~sigh~ I'm going to go buy myself a rope now.