Monday, March 06, 2006

Gallery of the Absurd Presents Brad Pitt

LOL. Okay y'all I KNOW you thought the same thing and GotA, was able to capture it. I also went ahead and copied her paragaph that goes with it...
"Brad Pitt has gone from sexiest man alive to subservient, pitiful yes-man who does whatever his girlfriend says. Ever since he met Angelina, he seems to have completely forgotten his self-identity. Don't believe us? Consider the following:

Angelina wears dark clothes, and what do you know.....Brad has started wearing dark clothes. Angelina is a pilot....and SURPRISE! Brad wants to be a pilot. Angelina is a Goodwill Ambassador, now Brad wants to be a Goodwill Ambassador. AND.... the most obvious example of Brad's spineless metamorphosis can be observed in how Angelina grabs his hand and leads the way at each and every photo op. Brad is a pull toy, a handsome man on wheels who tends and entertains the kids while Angelina dazzles.

Curious about the shiny red button on the Pull Toy's back? Press it and Pull Toy happily responds:

"Yes dear." "Whatever makes you happy, dear." "I agree with you dear, excellent idea." "Whatever you say dear."

This painting is dedicated to Jennifer Aniston. The tabloids claim you're still attached to Brad, but we hope you take one glance at this post and immediately forget him." GotA


Anonymous Kat said...

I really don't mind, though. Angelina Jolie is a great person (although getting involved with someone who is taken is pretty horrendous--but you can't steal a man who isn't open to being stolen). Any influence she has over Brad can only be good. Most of Hollywood is totally vapid, and here is someone who legitimately cares about something outside of herself.

3/06/2006 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

That is hilarious! Gallery of the Absurd is so astute =)

3/06/2006 12:07:00 PM  
Blogger Chic Mommy said...

I like "yes dear" husbands. I think it's more of a metamorphoses into a Dad and family man than a pull toy, but oh well, to each their own.

3/06/2006 01:23:00 PM  
Blogger Virenda said...

I don't really mind ANYMORE myself, I just dislike the fact that Angelina LIED about it. She said she would NEVER do something like that and stoop so low as to sleep with a married man. Um, HOW does she constitute married?

3/06/2006 04:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not a fan of Brad Pitt. Never have been. He's too pretty. Give me a man who's real, for goodness' sake! Pretty men seem more like prizes to be won at a fair.

3/06/2006 07:35:00 PM  
Blogger hook said...

This proves that the grass isn't always greener!!!! I'm not a fan of Angelina's. She has a hardness to her that rubs me wrong!

3/06/2006 07:48:00 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

Sorry - I thought he and Jennifer were a huge mismatch. He wanted kids - she didn't. He's into peace and love - she's into Prada and St. Laurent. He's deep, she's shallow. He's interesting, she's about as interesting an actress.

So - Bravo for strong women who can make men fall to their knees, take care of kids, & see further than Hollywood and fame...
And screw the skinny blond who can't make up her mind if she wants kids, wants to be a star, wants to buy a Gucci bag, or just wants the perfect tan.
Jennifer's a kid.
Angelina is a Woman.
If you were a Man, who would you choose?

3/06/2006 11:35:00 PM  
Blogger Lena said...

Brad does seem to adopt the look and actions of his women, doesn't he?

But, his first REAL relationship was with Juliette Lewis, remember? She was very Jolie like in her weirdness, so I think Jolie probably is more his type than Jen. Especially because she came with family - just what he wanted, a goth mama.

3/07/2006 12:18:00 AM  
Blogger Sam said...

Goth Mama -
Too true!

3/07/2006 04:37:00 AM  

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