Monday, March 06, 2006

Oscar's. Women I Must Hate...

I present to you now, Women I must Hate; This is the Oscar edition. If you find other women that you too hate, feel free to email me their names and we can hate them together.
I hate the way she talks but love the way she walks, the red carpet that is.
The only woman that can carry off being 5'1 and still be HOT, not just cute.
I hate her with a passion that burns a thousand men. I also envy her ass.
The only woman that can carry this dress of, but just barely. (Top to Bottom, Keira Knightley, Salma Kayak(Hayek), Jessica Ass-ba (Alba), and Charlize Theron


Blogger Angela said...

Oh Virenda! I have been waiting for your "Oscar" blog......seriously, I have! (is that another thing to add on my "Why Ang is Lame" list??) Man, it's easy to hate them! But I have to say my favorite dresses were Nicole Kidman and Uma Thurman.

3/06/2006 11:02:00 AM  
Blogger TheIdleReceptionist said...

Can I add Eva Mendes? I hate that sexy, kind-hearted bitch

3/06/2006 11:12:00 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

Ooh, not liking Charlize's 'do. Yuck! Kind of looks like a mullet.

I don't like Uma.

3/06/2006 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Leslie said...

Oh man, I am right there with you re: Alba. In addition to having a FLAWLESS figure, I also noticed last night that Alba has a flawless complexion... not fair! Her only saving grace is that Jessica seems a little dumb or ditzy. This made me feel a tiny bit better ~snicker~

Jen Garner's face looked perfect too! And she carried off the near slip-and-fall bit very well.

3/06/2006 12:14:00 PM  
Blogger Goodbye Mes Amis said...

Umm.... I don't think Charlize pulled off that dress. But then again, I like Michelle's dress. Charlize looks like she's waiting for "Scotty" to beam her up. Or maybe that dress turns into a spaceship when the Oscars are over...
Salma - hot

3/06/2006 12:51:00 PM  
Blogger LikeSoTotally said...

Charlize looks a little like a Christmas-bow-gone-wrong... but still gorgeous. Sigh... hate her.

3/06/2006 01:29:00 PM  
Blogger Denial said...

I think Salma looks a little too busty to me... but hey potato, patato

3/06/2006 08:28:00 PM  
Blogger Lena said...

Totally agree with Alba and Theron (although gag on the dress).

Also, we know you have giant knockers Salma. Can you ever put them away? Freakren does. ;)

3/07/2006 12:22:00 AM  
Blogger Cinthia said...

Ugh, I detest Alba with a passion. But I take comfort in the fact that all she is eye candy. The day she gets an oscar, I'll go shoot myself :)

3/07/2006 12:27:00 PM  
Blogger Datbury said...

Keira is overrated, but the rest of the bunch . . . . . . . .

3/07/2006 12:56:00 PM  
Anonymous ~ Stacy ~ said...

I love Salma and Charlize!

And I really love Charlize's shoes!

3/07/2006 08:23:00 PM  
Blogger blog Portland said...

You should title this post: The inhabitants of every man's fantasy island.

3/07/2006 09:22:00 PM  
Blogger Kimmy said...

Salma Hayek is who I strive to be... except 7 inches taller. I love her. She is so hot. And I am fine with saying that!

3/08/2006 06:54:00 PM  

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