Oscar's. Women I Must Hate...
I present to you now, Women I must Hate; This is the Oscar edition. If you find other women that you too hate, feel free to email me their names and we can hate them together.
I hate the way she talks but love the way she walks, the red carpet that is.
The only woman that can carry off being 5'1 and still be HOT, not just cute.
I hate her with a passion that burns a thousand men. I also envy her ass.
The only woman that can carry this dress of, but just barely.
(Top to Bottom, Keira Knightley, Salma Kayak(Hayek), Jessica Ass-ba (Alba), and Charlize Theron
posted by Virenda at
3/06/2006 10:08:00 AM
11 Comments:
Oh Virenda! I have been waiting for your "Oscar" blog......seriously, I have! (is that another thing to add on my "Why Ang is Lame" list??) Man, it's easy to hate them! But I have to say my favorite dresses were Nicole Kidman and Uma Thurman.
Can I add Eva Mendes? I hate that sexy, kind-hearted bitch
Ooh, not liking Charlize's 'do. Yuck! Kind of looks like a mullet.
I don't like Uma.
Oh man, I am right there with you re: Alba. In addition to having a FLAWLESS figure, I also noticed last night that Alba has a flawless complexion... not fair! Her only saving grace is that Jessica seems a little dumb or ditzy. This made me feel a tiny bit better ~snicker~
Jen Garner's face looked perfect too! And she carried off the near slip-and-fall bit very well.
Charlize looks a little like a Christmas-bow-gone-wrong... but still gorgeous. Sigh... hate her.
Totally agree with Alba and Theron (although gag on the dress).
Also, we know you have giant knockers Salma. Can you ever put them away? Freakren does. ;)
Ugh, I detest Alba with a passion. But I take comfort in the fact that all she is eye candy. The day she gets an oscar, I'll go shoot myself :)
Keira is overrated, but the rest of the bunch . . . . . . . .
wowsa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Salma and Charlize!
And I really love Charlize's shoes!
You should title this post: The inhabitants of every man's fantasy island.
Salma Hayek is who I strive to be... except 7 inches taller. I love her. She is so hot. And I am fine with saying that!
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