Because Jon Stewart Rocks!

Jon Stewart is funny and that is the end of it. Enjoy some Oscar quotes from my lovely, witty, gray haired man, Jon Stewart! "I have to say it is a little shocking to see all these big names here, these huge stars. The Oscars is really I guess the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party. And it's exciting for the stars as well because it's the first time many of you have ever voted for a winner." Oscar host Jon Stewart during the opening monologue." "I do have some sad news to report. Bjork couldn't be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her." "Then he gave Hollywood both barrels. "I'm from New York and I've been here a week and a half. A lot of people say this town is too liberal. Out of touch with mainstream America. A modern day beachfront Sodom and Gomorrah. A black hole where innocence is obliterated. An endless orgy of sexual gratification and greed. I don't really have a joke here...and I just thought you should know a lot of people are saying that."

~grin~ That's witt my friend, that's witt.