Mariah Carey's Fat Is Tan And I Like It!

Mariah is once again on vacation, this time in Barbados. ~Sigh~ I wish I could be there instead of at home in my p.j's listening to my 3 year old scream that she wants to watch Dora. Sometimes I want to hurt celebrities, they always take vacations. Okay self-pity time is over. Mariah seems to be all over, especially my site. Here she is just enjoying the sun and that ugly bikini. I don't think Mariah is fat- fat she is just thick and she carries it well from afar, up close is another matter all together. You know it really helps that she is tan, or her skin tone is so nice..Whatever. Fat always looks better tan, my fat is white and it isn't pretty. I'm thinner than she is and I still don't look as good. Damn those spin classes, I should be tanning instead. Skin cancer, shmin cancer...