Paris Hilton Is Getting Boring and Predictable

I have a long blurb for you all to enjoy, suffice to say Paris Hilton's crap is being sold by some guy for 20 million bucks, in hopes I'm sure that there is a sex tape. I wouldn't be surprised if there is, however any publicity for Paris is good publicity. Think about it, the sex tape only made her MORE famous, and really isn't one tape of nasty Paris more than enough?! She's going to put those hard working porn stars out of business if she keeps this up, or end up with some rare STD that is incurable, which you know would be funny. Why?! Cause she is disgusting. Blurb It & Paris will... (You get the idea, sickos) 'A storage locker filled with Paris Hilton's possessions -- some allegedly "lurid" and "compromising" -- are being offered for sale for a cool $20 million. David Hans Schmidt, a Phoeniz-based broker who has made a good living selling celebrity sex tapes, tells TMZ.com he's in possession of the items, including videos, photos and journal entries he calls "mind-blowing." Schmidt says Hilton had put her storage locker in someone else's name. In addition to the videos, photos and journals, it was filled with heirlooms, clothes, and furniture. Schmidt says the person whose name the locker was in fell behind paying the rental fee, and the facility sold the contents at auction. Earlier today, Elliott Mintz, Paris' publicist, said the contents were "illegally seized." Schmidt says the auction was conducted legally. The individual who bought Paris' belongings at auction sold it to someone else. Schmidt says he's now the broker and the opening bid is $20 million, non-refundable. He says bidders are lining up. Schmidt says some of the material is more shocking than her infamous sex tape.'